3) So delete everything you have on me in all your products and give me back my f**king money! You have to look into international agreements on wire fraud, I suppose, to pursue your threat of criminal complaint, as all their practices fit the definition ...or catch a flight for the British Virgins loaded for bear.

There was all these beautiful woman in my area that wanted to meet and chat so I paid the $40 and as soon as I did that then all the sudden none of them girls wanted to talk anymore and the only girls that want to talk to me or a long ways away and all they want me to do is sign up for another site so I can pay more money these people are thieves! (1st warning) Was routed to it when trying to access Tinder.

Now, since you already know their next move, you have to close out your charge account to prevent further charges.

I swear this is a robot site, I get a message that invites sexual, explicit, erotic and just plain horny chatting then when I respond in a positive manner, the next message is so off the wall and coldly different it has to be a robot sending out random $#*! You get done with him & he promises a confirmation e-mail. You contact them with a copy of the cancellation and they reply that you were never enrolled in to begin with, but something like Buggery.com, which you never cancelled out of.

But (3rd warning) send 20 or so "are you real" messages out and you get no replies. Now you try to get them to turn off the recurring charge ($36.41/mo - geez! Theirs is a cancellation with a lot of steps to it. Eventually, you are given a "cancellation code" that you have to give to a butter-voiced customer disservice representative who will then try to sell you on one of their other products ("Hotties.com" or some such). But a week later the monthly charge shows up on your charge account.

You get next a quasi-apologetic note that tells you you did not follow proper cancellation procedures, that they have no record of your cancellation, but since they cannot therefore refund you , they will transfer your profile to "hotties.com," or some such.

So again you send them the cancellation confirmation they sent you and finally throw a tantrum, letting them have it because 1) all you had to do l was look at my two e-mails so far that show your own note; 2) And what is this lie about transferring my profile, since you say it never was where I put it to begin with, and which I completely extinguished (or so the record says) before they transferred it.

" "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day! "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." Hello, I'm bisexual. If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together.

Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs. Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights! "How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry! Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?

Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey? Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're so dope. I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a chat up line.